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Stairway to Heaven 

After nutting inside your woman, when she then pees, standing on a stool and having her suck your dick after.
So it was late, we were fucking, I busted all inside her - and I had to do the stairway to heaven just to let her taste it before she’s done. (CREDITS: MN/MN)
Stairway to Heaven by IVINVZXRR March 18, 2025

Stairway to Heaven 

After nutting inside your woman, when she then pees, standing on a stool and having her suck your dick after.
So it was late, we were fucking, I busted all inside her - and I had to do the stairway to heaven just to let her taste it before she’s done. (CREDITS: MN/MN)
Stairway to Heaven by IVINVZXRR March 18, 2025

Heaven Stairway incident 

Heaven stairway incident will occur in NewYork city at the 27th of May 2021 at that time his knowledge will guide us the ships of pain will carry our sins away we will know him for he is the creator
Guy1: dude look at this the heaven stairway incident is happening

Guy2: what are you talking about I only see a happymeal in the backseat of a car

No Stairway

A quote from Wayne's World, it is a reference to how often amateur guitar players will play butchered versions of the song in music shops and the agony it causes most people to have to listen to. Can also be used as a statement against crappy, loud musicians in music stores.
I can't take my little brother to the local music store any more. They have a No Stairway policy, now.
No Stairway by AlexNumberTwenty August 14, 2007

Buying a Stairway to Hell 

To play "Stairway to Heaven" on guitar so horribly that it feels like everybody's eardrums in the room are in Hell. Usually results in being booed off the stage.
That cover band's buying a Stairway to Hell!

Heaven Stairway Incident 

On May 27th, 2021 in New York City, we will experience the Heaven Stairway Incident, a horrifying incident in which our Creator will lift us into the skies and we will become one with the holy spirit.
Random Citizen: Holy shit, what's happening?! Is this the Heaven Stairway Incident?!?

YouTube Creator Jschlatt: What the fuck are you talking about? I swear to God, all I see is a goddamn Happy Meal in the backseat of a car! Are you okay, dude? I can seriously take you to the hospital if you want.