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Stingy head of Artois

The painfull head ache you get in the morning after a night consuming far too many pints of Stella Artois
You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
by chiken-lover December 10, 2011
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stringy

Common: A very poor online games player, particularly Enemy Territory.

Occasional: Incompetent Information Technology Customer Service Representative. Spends all day chatting on IRC and setting up home websites via SSH.
Invariably fails to install software correctly, then spends 4 hours on IRC discussing why with knowledgeable 'friends'. Goes home and forgets instructions, fails to re-install software correctly.
stringy: How do install this programme again?
you: What files have you got?
stringy: Just one, called install.exe
you: God you are such a stringy
by Court Jester January 9, 2004
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stingy vince

Someone who is particularly unfair. Also shortened to Vince.
"Can I borrow your phone"
"No"
"Don't be a stingy vince"
by CaptainWilhelm September 15, 2009
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Stingy

The one person from lazy town that is in love with jasmine
"Damn stingy loves jasmine but she hates him"
by Mileslovesjasmine May 9, 2020
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stingydick

1) A guy who withholds sex from a woman he previously sexed up for a long period of time and remains intimate with, replacing the mutual sex with celibacy or wanking to porn.
2) Someone who prefers to wank to porn rather then engage in sexual activity with a real woman.
The stingydick teases and leaves me constantly frustrated. Maybe he should go wank himself with sandpaper.
The stingydick! Cripes, we used to have sex all the time and now he has a hardon for his ex and all he does is pine for her.
Gawd, all the stingydick thinks about is baseball.
by arialuna August 14, 2006
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Stingy asshole

Definition: Nick Sacks
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".
by Scott Moreland July 10, 2004
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stringy man

a guy who cant hold his booze and passes out on the garden path and then becomes analy retentive when smashing the glass against the wall
otherwise known as string dick
the string dick smashed baldys passion pop all over the wall
by brog August 13, 2004
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