Stabbed with a Hotdog

A euphemism for sex.

Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.
Something that is funny.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Stabbing Westward

The absolute best band, they are most commonly defined as INDUSTRIAL METAL. Their current album is okay, but nothing can ever beat their original ones. The songs range in style, while almsot every song has a very dark undertone, and incredibly well written lyrics. They touch on things that other bands dont, and do an absolutely incredible job of it.
DJ Chronos loves Stabbing Westward very very much.

"The song 'Guilty' is NOT by Stabbing Westward, but is by Gravity Kills."

by DJ Chronos November 15, 2003

stab lab

A plasma donation center.

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."

by Mæth November 25, 2015

stab sticked

When two guys thrust their dicks together with force.

“Look, my dick is all red”
“ How did that happen?”
“I was stab sticked”

by The Gadgie April 13, 2019

ram's stab

When you have acute pain in the stomach side due to explosive diarrhea. Holding the diarrhea inside will make it feel as though a ram has stabbed your side with it's horns (either side). It should be painful and unrelenting, just like the full force of a ram's stab.

Yesterday I ate a Double Down on KFC and .... oh boy... I feel the ram's stab!!! I'll be right back....

by AndThePartyGoesOn October 11, 2018

secret stab

When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.

Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?

by Fruit pie June 12, 2009