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Squirmin Worries Theory

The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no
Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf

Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever
by The wise Oracle May 26, 2011
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Squirgling

Verb: the act of making out with someone's nose. Involves sucking, licking, caressing, and kissing.
"Kiss me in a way you've never kissed me before."
"Muah muah muah, mgmglgmglg squirgling mmgmgl."

- Hotshot II
by Maltheangel February 18, 2009
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squirting

your mom was squirting
by Negroemale June 2, 2018
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Squirting Vagina

When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.
When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.
by Vdisharge April 22, 2010
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Squirming Racoon

While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.
DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.
by Collieman4-20 March 24, 2010
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Squirtin Piss

Phrase used to describe flirting with a member of the opposite sex; usually enjoyed around casual conversation.
Robert: I seen you talking to Jenny at the bar last night, are you guys hookin up or what?

Matt: Nah, I was just squirtin piss at that beeyatch.
by Robert Azure January 2, 2009
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squirming worm

-a dance move made by devon and damon on 8-29-10.

-to be in a worm state, and not move on a leaf.

-refering to "that's what friends do"
squirming worm:
"dude, did you see him doin the squirming worm before?"
"im sorry to interrupt, but beyonce deserved the best video!"
"ummm, k?"
squirming worm
by immallama? August 29, 2010
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