Squidley Bob

Pronunciation{Skwid Lee Bob}
Alternate{Squee Lee Bob}

Noun-A person lacking in common sense, masculinity, coordination, the ability to settle; often times these traits are employed simutaneoously.

Brad Freed wore a dress shirt to lacrosse practice, what a squidley bob.

Keagan is one squirley mother fucker, he too is a squidley bob.

by Treasure Head February 27, 2009

squidgy penguin

A term used for anal sex

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!

Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?

by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009

Stinker Pie Squidge

Phil, the greatest, smartest, and sweetest person.

A beautiful genius!

by Brenda February 18, 2004

Squidge

To shuffle up the bum of a brontosaurus.

Man, I really got my nuts off during my squidge night at the museum.

Fuck, I need to squidge before my head explodes.

by MuseumCurator9000 November 25, 2009

Squidgy

(adjective) A word describing the wet, slippery, rubbery crunch, of either cold cooked shrimp or lobster tail when bitten into.

synonyms: junjee, jidgy

antonyms: "pluwfuwffy", or "huffiffy", describing the sound and feeling of food that is so dry or powdery in your mouth that you cough dryly or nearly choke.

At the seafood restaurant, an eager Hapford bit into several cold shrimp with cocktail sauce to enjoy the "squidgy" sensation of their texture.

(Antonym example): After Jeff stuffed the two powdered munchkins into his mouth, he panicked and let out a "huffiff" (noun form), for they were "pluwfuwffy".

by John Cord July 6, 2011

Squidley

When someone takes a nasty, runny disusting fat shit on someone elses hair, then it dries into tentacles similar to those of a squid.

Brandon gave Anjew a squidley last night. He still hasn't washed his hair.

by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009

squidgel

contortion of one's face

Stop squidgeling your face every time I say we are eating spinach!

by rchgrca December 25, 2014