squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.

She has a squat cobbler fetish.

by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

Squat cobbler

Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.

Not a porn.

May require a costume and/or crying.

Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.

The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.

by Metroslo August 29, 2016

Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.

AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass

"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill

by starman65 August 17, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Sometimes involves crying and/or a costume.

"My last partner had a squat cobbler fetish, I've had my ass in every pie from apple to zucchini."

by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016

squat cobbler

The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)

"When he sat in the cherry pie, I nearly lost my mind! What a great Squat Cobbler!

by elvieandy August 30, 2016

squat cobbler

A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.

The art patron paid for videos of a squat cobbler.

by bettercall August 23, 2016

squat cobbler

aka

Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.

A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".

A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?

by pondababa September 2, 2016