spud

A name for a stoned bloke, typically a unit. occurs by suffering immense brain damage from significant consumption of alcohol and drugs and achieving a half vegetable state.

See also; fried cunt, aussie legend

person 1: Oi old mate Jerry got fried on the weekend, he snorted so much shit that he's been hospitalised
Person 2: What a fucking Spud cunt

by avinabeer December 10, 2018

Spud

An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing

The group chat last night was filled with spuds

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

SPUD

Someone that breaks gym code. An individual that doesnt have to proper drive and intensity for maximum Gains!

Greg wore flip flops to the gym again.

What a F*ckin SPUD!

by Cole180 March 18, 2019

Spud

(v) to destroy someone in an online game
Origin is from the player named Spud who uses his name when attacking someone.

Hoss: Oi Spud, you attacking that invading player?
Me: Yeah, imma spud him hard this time

by Byokugen March 11, 2019

Spud

The smalliest boy in a group. Can be used to refer to any of your short piers. Originating from Spud Webb.

"I'm too short to go on that ride."

"Let the big boys get on, Spud!"

by NeighborhoodEXCLUsive May 27, 2008

Spud

A person who tells many lies to different people. Also quite pervy. Gullable and naive. Also cannot realise when he is being laughed at or when he is stupid.
Enjoys a futer
also see idiot

He is so stupid, he's a spud.
He's a spud, he fell off the wall.
Told me lies, spud.

by mellowangel June 6, 2009

spud

N: The visible mound of panty-clad labia that peeks out from between a sitting woman's thighs when she puts her knees together and draws her knees up toward her chest.

She grinned from her front steps when she saw that we were eying the pink spud beneath her slightly raised skirt.

by Polecat May 6, 2003