Spaz

One who generally has either no knowledge of, or regard for, basic social etiquette (e.g. saying hello before attempting to initiate a conversation); a person you would want to go away. Said individual typically alternates between unsociable and too sociable.

NOTE: The average adult will have between 75 and 80 "spaz" roommates during the course of their miserable lifetime.
(The National Science Foundation)

Spaz: "Is this your dog? I hate dogs. So then she said I spend waaayy too much time playing videogames and jerking off. I'm pretty sure you clogged the toilet; I just took a huge shit in it. I'm BORED. Bye." *slams door*

Listener: "You're a fucking spaz."

by Chumpy Wingwang September 11, 2011

Spaz

Someone who yells at someone for no reason or a dumb reason.

Person 1: Hey dude, how did your-
Person 2: *autistic screeching*
Person 1: Calm down, ya spaz.

by RubberFruit June 11, 2018

spaz

short for spastic, to freak out or to be really weird

Erin you are a freakin spaz, times three thousand

by banna boat January 20, 2008

Orange Spaz

Name for Donald Trump.

'That fucking depraved orange spaz gonna be impeached soon, dude!'

'Yup, hoe, it's finally happening."

by 1dead November 1, 2019

spaz car

A three wheeled vehicle distributed to the handicapped by the British Government in the 1970s (some kind of conspiracy to eradicate them perhaps). They all came in the same ugly light-blue colour.

"Urgh...look at John's cardigan, it's spaz-car blue!"

by Twizla January 26, 2005

Spaz

somebody that is a nerd or uncool because they are unique in a different way

losersquarespaz

by RobertWilson April 4, 2009

spaz drag

When your hand suddenly spaz's out and you move a folder on your network somewhere and you have no idea what folder it was or where it has gone

I just spaz dragged a folder and I have no idea what's happend to it!

by JW101 May 10, 2016