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crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
mugGet the crack spacklemug.

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.
I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.
by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004
mugGet the peanut spacklemug.

Back spackle

To have diarrhea, and you shit so hard it rebounds off the toilet lid and lands up your back
last night i shit so hard i got back spackle up to my neck
by the mail man November 29, 2007
mugGet the Back spacklemug.

nut spackled

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.
Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed
by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 24, 2019
mugGet the nut spackledmug.

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.
Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
by supercrapdog December 25, 2012
mugGet the Dad Spacklemug.

spickle-spackle

I got killed by a spickle-spackle
by United1991Heavy July 25, 2021
mugGet the spickle-spacklemug.

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