crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Birthday Spackle

A guys cum after birthday sex.

My birthday spackle knocked her up.

by frenchmaiden87 July 10, 2010

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.

I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.

by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004

Back spackle

To have diarrhea, and you shit so hard it rebounds off the toilet lid and lands up your back

last night i shit so hard i got back spackle up to my neck

by the mail man November 29, 2007

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

bowl spackle

When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.

I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.

by Ingyham October 1, 2008

Spackle the Uvula

To ejaculate in the mouth.

Wendy didn't want to sleep with Paul on the first date, so instead she let him spackle the uvula.

by Anthony Caporale August 6, 2008