crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

by Moe Beer August 23, 2007

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.

I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.

by Spencer Moore April 21, 2004

Birthday Spackle

A guys cum after birthday sex.

My birthday spackle knocked her up.

by frenchmaiden87 July 09, 2010

Back spackle

To have diarrhea, and you shit so hard it rebounds off the toilet lid and lands up your back

last night i shit so hard i got back spackle up to my neck

by the mail man November 07, 2007

Spackle the Uvula

To ejaculate in the mouth.

Wendy didn't want to sleep with Paul on the first date, so instead she let him spackle the uvula.

by Anthony Caporale July 14, 2008

spickle-spackle

A spider in the game Minecraft

I got killed by a spickle-spackle

by United1991Heavy July 26, 2021

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012