sotting

Sotting: The mixture of sitting, scrolling, and sobbing.

Whilst on Reddit, I sot all day long. I am in a constant sotting session.

by LonelyRedditor117 February 13, 2014

smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

snorting the camel

Allowing another person to insert his/her big toe into one's vagina during foreplay and/or sex.

Ow! That hurt!

by jeff tang November 21, 2003

Raisin Snorting

The act of accidentally or intentionally snorting the clitoris into one's nostril, usually during cunninlingus.

Last night I snorted her raisin.

I know you've been raisin snorting you lucky bastard.

Are you gonna snort my raisin or what?

by Marxista December 4, 2010

oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018

Water sporting

Similar to water boarding but with the sense of pleasure instead of torture. It consists of massive amounts of urine to ones face with plastic wrap covering it so the recipient can feel the warmth of urine and also experience the feeling of drowning as well. Similar to a hot carl.

Suzann was tried of receiving the same thing every night, so she decided to switch up with her partner and try water sporting instead.

by Cursed genes November 1, 2011

soxting

The act of having sex whilst wearing socks. Should be punishable by law.

That guy's into soxting. Fuckin weird.

by sglurgup July 17, 2009