social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

by Esotericdom November 30, 2017

Social Media Masochist

A person who derive emotional gratification from their own pain or humiliation, on social media.

They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.

by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022

Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.

My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....

Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb

by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017

Social media attacker

a person who only shows his intelligence in attacking people's posts on social media; a ghost user who only comes alive to attack people on social media; a blind antagonist.

Many social media attackers are worse than their victims.

by PenKraft Mayowa October 13, 2020

social media vegan

One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents

He is such a social media vegan, he doesn't even have an Instagram!

by Danisaurjumps January 29, 2015

Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018