sneezer

A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.

"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!

by Kristofolis May 27, 2005

Ohio Sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in an anal cavity, usually while rimming someone.

'Last night I gave that dude an Ohio sneeze!''

by Green Giant22 March 7, 2012

I Done Sneeze

The act of saying something, usually offensive or cruel, to a person under the false pretense of sneezing, making a fake sneezing motion and sound to disguise what you are actually saying to them, but in an obvious fashion. An extreme version is to actually say the words "I done sneeze" before actually faking a sneeze and speaking the truth, thus putting the fact that you are doing this directly in their face. This is the more dangerous version of this act, as even complete idiots will know what you are doing.

"That rude fool Joe come up to me on the street askin' me for $50...'I done sneeze, KISS MY ASS!'"

by BIG TMU MC August 2, 2008

Bean Sneeze

When a Female ejaculates

Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.

Do the math...

"How did it go with Stacey last night??"

"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"

by CaptainStripe December 2, 2010

Sneeze Fart

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.

Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?

by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009

Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.

After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"

by xctx February 26, 2009

sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear

I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..

by ChonieMama February 11, 2008