snail

a snail is a Jordan who doesn't identify as a Jordan and prefers being a snail and wants snail rights and has a toaster best friend.

I felt uncomfortable as a human I now refer to a snail

by catdoglover45620 April 15, 2020

Snailing

When its so cold your dick becomes smaller than your balls making ypur dick look like a snail with a huge shell

Its so cold im snailing

by Colegsirgar May 5, 2018

Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

evil snail

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

by Doukie December 18, 2009

snail

A hard-rail without premature ejaculation

So are they snailin?
Does she snail?
Damn he can snail!

by JP$ September 30, 2003

snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

by the_jerk September 12, 2014

snail mail

Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.

My uncle send it by snail mail.

by language changes May 13, 2005