Snail

Someone you would have sexual intercourse with but not brag about

You see the girl over there, shes not that good looking, but shes a snail

by Biff Winton December 28, 2007

snailing

(v) When you walk around real slow because youre so stoned....with a backpack on; resembling a snail.

Dude, i was totaling snailing on the way to class today. I was 30 minutes late and my eyes looked like solo cups. The professor was chill.

by ignaciohernandez March 8, 2011

The snail

The snail is when the boy lays on his back with his hands behind his head with his elbows sticking up. The girl should be underneath a blanket in doggy position sucking the boy off. This should look like a snail, with the elbows being the eyes and the girl underneath the blanket being the shell

Oi man i walked into my room mate room last night and this girl was doing the snail on him.

by Crazy Johnny boy 745 June 18, 2006

snailed

a combination of hail and snow. looks like small balls of hail with a snow covering. similar to styrofoam pellets in appearance.

Dude, did you see that lastnight? It looked like hail and snow, i don't know. I think it snailed lastnight.

by kimpossi January 19, 2009

Snailing

When its so cold your dick becomes smaller than your balls making ypur dick look like a snail with a huge shell

Its so cold im snailing

by Colegsirgar May 5, 2018

Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

evil snail

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

by Doukie December 18, 2009