Smoking

Critized by many for ruining your health. Smoking is one of the rarest thing in life that make you cool!
It's simple - Smoking is cool!

It emphasized on your bad-assness, increases your coolness, toughness, dangerousness. Also strongly aclaimed for it's purpose of being a pussy magnet. Smoking reduces stress, fills your body with a very healthy necotine drug.

**Smoking is a very powerful social tool. With a cigarette in your hand you can talk to almost anyone without being shy about it!!***

My god you're so cool with that cigarette, smoking!!

by Baconrobocop October 9, 2008

Smokeeing

The act of smoking and peeing simultaneously.

Usually done when one is in desperate need of a smoke but has to hide it.

I was smokeeing in the bathroom yesterday because my parents were home.

by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

!smokee

When the term !smokee uses; "Jesus, Man!" gets used so much, it makes your ears bleed.

!smokee says "Jesus, Man!"

by smokasaurousrex May 27, 2018

smoke

A friendlier/safer word for weed.

Gotta get some smoke soon!

by SuperSonicX September 25, 2006

Smoking

Smoking kills.. but dmn .. it feels good

Smoking.

by Djesse June 18, 2019

smoke

A military slang term for artillery. To 'bring smoke' = order an artillery strike. 'Chief of Smoke' = senior sergeant in an artillery unit.

The FO read the coordinates carefully into the radio's handset. Bringing smoke was a difficult job; one wrong syllable and a shell could land among the friendlies.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Smoked

To be in a state of confusion, inebriation, over-joy, exhaustion, misfortune, unattractive physical quality, or dysfunction.

Dude, I can't figure out what to do, I'm smoked.

Man, you smoked all that Kush and now you're smoked.

The girl's got a fine ass, but she's ugly; she's smoked.

My car's transmission died, it's smoked

"OMG! I FOUND MY LUCKY CHARM!
"You're smoked."

by EvilGoslingTwin January 1, 2012