Smeekit

A word used by Scottish people to describe drunk people. Either other people or themselves

Did you have a good night last night?
Aye i was fucking smeekit.

by GedDearChandelier December 10, 2024

Serek

A cheesy delight from Poland which is enjoyed between friends and family. It is made naturally and there are only a few people who are worthy of eating it.

You ain’t worthy of my Serek

by AK 26’ January 21, 2025

serek

a cheesy gift from a friend shinji to his best friends kaina and akira

–Hey kaina and akira! heres some serek

–Thanks, shinji, i love your serek!

by Crimson ebk July 10, 2025

Serek

The white cheese like substance that forms on the head of a penis when it isn't regularly washed, not to be confused with the polish food also named Serek.

Person 1: "He pulled his foreskin back and there was a ton of Serek."
Person 2: "That is so gross!"

by shuggsfujii September 9, 2025

serek

a man will save his smegma up for a year at minimum, until it starts turning into a sheet and cracks and starts browning, so it basically crusts the tip. it'll be dark yellow, crusty, and it'll hurt to jerk off, it'll also fucking reek of shit.

"john showed me his serek it was crazy"

by sereklover33 October 1, 2025

Pabst Smere

Someone who overpays for a 30 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Shaun is a Pabst Smere.

by BrendanR December 24, 2008

baker smerk

undefinable, but priceless

maybe a slight curl of the lips

Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)

by capam713 May 14, 2011