Smd

Means "Suck My Dick" usually said by some annoying as hoe thinking they got a dick.

Fuckboy: Hey cutie.
Annoyed Hoe: Smd
Fuckboy: damn

by Thuggrandma January 7, 2017

SMD

An acronym for the phrase "Shake My Dick" invented by Shrek and Fiona

Person A: "I bought that really expensive sock that I know I couldn't afford. :("

Person B: "SMD."

by boooooooooon December 10, 2009

SMD

Smoke More Dope

Dude, your life is f'd....SMD!

by Datsun 420 ZX May 8, 2010

SMD

"SMD" is the perverted equivalent of "Smh." It is the acronym for "shaking my dick." Can be used when in disappointment of someone, preferably out of fun. It can also be used in the context for pure recreational sport, SMD'ing is a game to enjoy with friends. (Not literally, of course...unless you're into that.) Can also be written as "Smd," "S.M.D," or "smd."

"Aww man, I'm gonna bomb this test today..."
"You always were a failure...smd."

(girl taking her clothes off)
"AWWW SMD!"

(just for random fun)
"S.M.D!"

by littlebrownbro December 16, 2011

SMD

Social Media Douchebag

Most of my Twitter followers are just SMD's looking for reciprocal follows.

by bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

SMD

an acronym for Suck My Dick, used in situations where one person is irritated by another, and the annoyed person suggests oral sex as a option they should consider

Shut up dude!! Why dont you SMD.

by Penn361 September 10, 2012

SMDS

Acronym of "Suck My Dirty Sanchez"
If you don't know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is, look it up.

SUCK MY SMDS!!!

by LaLaLaLyssa April 4, 2010