mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.

Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

by bbwologist April 26, 2006

Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

by Space Turtle November 6, 2008

pussy smackers

1. a state of dissapointment
2. a yummy cereal enjoyed after a night of lovemaking with bambi
3. rape and pillage by 113 pilgrims
4. a high five given to a high-quality mooking session

"The 113 pilgrims aren't town. There won't be any mooking tonight, Pussy smackers!"

"Care for a nice cold bowl of pussy smackers?"

"Your bitch was a good mook last night, damn boy, pussy smack her!"

by Mandi and Brandi February 21, 2006

ankle smacker

A black penis

John had ankle smacker

by gn1330 December 27, 2013

Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

by Katie December 19, 2004

Kufi Smackers

Losers who think they are cool and post at horrorcore.com

Look at all the kufi smackers on this website!

by RuckaIsPhatSon July 9, 2009