Sloppy Joe

The act of taking a poop in a woman's vagina while on her period and then having sex with her therefore creating a sloppy joe with your poop acting as the beef and the woman's period blood acting as the seasoning.
A dirty girl enjoys a nice Sloppy Joe.

Annie wanted to have sex on her period, so I decided to give her a Sloppy Joe.
by SexWolf December 31, 2013
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The act of shitting on a girls chest and then mashing her tits together
Yo, my girl friend just let me Sloppy Joe her!!
by crazyj237 April 13, 2011
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This is when you are having anal intercourse and while u are having sex with him/her(makes it better when persons name is joe), the person that is being sodamized goes poop. You continue to have sex with her making it sloppy.
Sloppy Joe:
Buns-Guy or Girls bum
Chile-Shit
by Jason Stanley July 20, 2006
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Sloppy Joe

Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.
"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."

"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"

"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."
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A sloppy joe is when you take a shit in between a girls ass cheeks. Then squeeze them together. Then you proceed to fuck her in the ass.
I gave that girl a nasty sloppy joe last night.
by Dc_for_3 November 04, 2009
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Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.
by Jack January 17, 2005
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Eating a girl out on her period and she orgasms so hard, she shits herself.
Nick: I will never eat sloppy joes again after last night.
by hamtojam December 07, 2011
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