sleepy ferguson

What is received when one gives head to someone while they are sound asleep, and they wake up as they are coming into their partner's mouth (and possibly on themselves)

Steve woke up the other day from a sleepy ferguson that Kristen gave him.

by Dan Tomorrow January 24, 2005

Sleepy Safari

1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.

2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.

1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.

2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"

by Mister Pencil January 20, 2009

Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010

sleepy weepy

So tired that you want to cry

I am so sleepy weepy!! :(

by Simbimbop September 28, 2013

Sleeve and Leave

Refers to the act of shoplifting by sliding a small object into the sleeve of a hoodie, jacket, or sweater.

Person A: Guys I need pens for school but I don’t have any money to get them!
Person B: Well, why don’t we just sleeve and leave?

by Vndrll January 9, 2020

Chocolate Sleeve

When someone is in a rush to wipe after taking a dump, and accidentally gets their sleeve covered in shit during the wiping process.

Wilford Brimley - "I was running late for work this morning and totally chocolate sleeved my only good work shirt."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

I’m sleepy

If you’re at school, water or energy drinks. At home; sleep. If you can’t that sucks. But if you’re sleepy there’s no better remedy than sleeping but you already know this so you decided to google it.

I’m sleepy but instead of going to sleep I’m going to google my problems away.

by Nihilxstic November 4, 2018