A sexual act in which a man paints his penis prior to sex. The tip is red, the shaft is white, and the balls are purple. His sex partner is across the room with her legs spread at the end of a bed or surface level with the man's penis. The man then runs full speed at her vagina and hopes that his penis does not snap in half upon entry.
by Clowncock March 9, 2011
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Matt is currently drowning in pussy after completing the Matt Slam, and he has all sorts of cash to spend after winning all those fantasy leagues.
by Brocklovesmen October 2, 2014
Get the Matt Slam mug.An advanced technique employed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant jumps up and runs screaming around the room before diving back on top of the female and forcefully thrusting his penis into the orifice of his choosing.
"I tried to pull off a screamin' weenie slam once but I got disoriented and missed. Now whenever we start to get frisky the dog runs out of the room."
by Cover of Whiteness October 17, 2012
Get the Screamin' Weenie Slam mug.A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
by Furgieman April 7, 2016
Get the Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup mug.When FireFighters on C-Shift get an unremarkable amount of calls and neglect station duties, wake up late, put equipment out of service that was functioning properly, and complain that the other shifts do not get anything accomplished. But in reality only 3 calls were ran and one call was on the 2nd day of the 48 hour shift.
Shift A,B: how was your guys tour?
Shift C: We got slammed.
Shift A,B: How many calls did you get?
Shift C: We got slammed capt, we got slammed, we ran 3 calls, we got slammed
Shift A to shift B: That's a C-Shift Slam, running no calls and complaining that got slammed with a mad amount of calls
Shift C: We got slammed.
Shift A,B: How many calls did you get?
Shift C: We got slammed capt, we got slammed, we ran 3 calls, we got slammed
Shift A to shift B: That's a C-Shift Slam, running no calls and complaining that got slammed with a mad amount of calls
by FireMan1963 January 2, 2017
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drew: slam city... where else?
alex: the last time i took my girl there, my bed broke.
drew: at least you didn't wake up the neighbors.
alex: actually i did
drew: slam city... where else?
alex: the last time i took my girl there, my bed broke.
drew: at least you didn't wake up the neighbors.
alex: actually i did
by skeeee"E"e1 July 7, 2006
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