Shining the Butler

To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.

Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!

by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011

cross cuntry skiing

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt

-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing

by Betty Thorny November 20, 2010

skicing

A conbination of skating/ice, it is when one decides to go out on a snowy day where ice is on the roads. You can either use an old board like a skate board to skice or you could improvise and use anything worthy of sliding on ice.

1. Man i'm gunna go skice on them roads.

2. Yesterday when it was snowing i was skicing well sick innit!

by mingram March 11, 2009

skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)

Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass

by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013

skininchouis

Skininchouis is someone who sucks bumholes and are begs.

Grace, stop being a skininchouis rat!

by sketsof2020 December 3, 2020

knee skinning

A sexual term, but when not undestood by girls can be awkwardly described as an "adventure" so not to look desperate

Boy-Damn why are you at College I really wanna do some knee skinning with you
Girl-WHAT!?!?!?
Boy-Ummm....It means adventures, not something sexual :S
Girl-AWK :/

by RebEmTom123 February 7, 2013

sack-skinning

This is simply when you expose the hairy flesh that covers your testicles. Usually used to scare or freak out you friends. Oftenly get called a faggot for it.
Jim: Dont go over there Dan is sack-skinning everyone again.
Joe: Oh wow he's such a faggot.

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by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 30, 2013