Skankerchief

a towel or rag used to clean yourself up between partners on the same night

At a party like that, they should hand out skankerchiefs at the door

by Sam LeFleur August 25, 2010

Saskatchewan Satchmo

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.

As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2010

Saskatchewan Sunrise

Beer and orange juice

Ehh buddy how bout we slam some Saskatchewan Sunrise before we hit the bars for some Caesars

by Nicholas Ehnisz October 12, 2018

skankthrax

Mythical post-9/11 disease carried by young girls. Replaces cooties.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your skankthrax!

by Gahmuret July 23, 2006

Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan is a beautiful province where half of it is beautiful praries and the other half is magnificeint forests and lakes. Saskatchewan is also the birth place of free medi-care. Unfortunately it takes years to get this "free medicare" now. Also every one leaves because there is no jobs here. Saskatchewan's phone, electrical, heating... are all controlled by the goverment. ON the plus side Saskatchewan has the worlds best uranium. lots of oil and endless other natural resources. On the down side most of those resources are sitting in the ground not being turned into a profit

Spud Co. was the stupidest goverment idea ever in the history of Saskatchewan.

by SaskatchewanSaskatchewan April 22, 2006

Saskatchewaned

When men in hotels are identified by hookers only by the province from which they hail, they are getting geographically boned.

Hotel clerk: "Do you know the name of the guest you're meeting."
Hooker: "No, I only just met him. He's from Saskatchewan."

Hotel clerk to other hotel clerks: "That chick is a hooker, and that guy is totally getting Saskatchewaned later."

by Kelzor the Destroyer of Gnomes August 24, 2008

Saskatchewan Pipe Dope

Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.

Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.

by Max Hard Core November 15, 2010