Siri

Siri is the most sexiest person you will ever meet, so treat him right! You wont be able to find better person than him. He have a massive penis of 42 cm, and beautiful boddy. And if you think it's a girl or guy from iphone, it's not! It's a real boy, so don't lose him because of his sick nickname. He will do anything you want, just like one from iphone. He will always help his friends. So don't lose him!

Hey yall, Siri's comming

by windfcker November 22, 2021

Siri

Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.

Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.

by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022

Dirty Siri

Is when you are still dating a guy whos a complete asshole and removed you from every app just because you were mad at him for him being mad at you for you doing his homework because he was embarrassed.

”Stop being a dirty siri”

by IAmAlreadyTracer April 24, 2020

siri slang

When you ask Siri to write a message for you and the result is some slang you've never heard of before.

Michael "we gotter"
David "I thought that was some PA slang right there"
Michael Laughed at “I thought that was some PA slang right there”
Michael "that's some siri slang!"

by Siri Slang November 10, 2022

Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet

Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy

by anonymous December 16, 2020

siri

A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)

some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!

by donsfuneral May 30, 2022

Siris

Siris is an amazing person. They are very kind and love to be around family over friends. They’re a strong person who won’t give up easily and work hard for the people in their environment:)

“Her/they’re/his names siris?”
“Mhm, they’re so cool right ?”

by OowBei December 6, 2021