Simpicidal

A suicidal person who wants to be killed in a sexual manner

I swear my friend koshi is simpicidal, all they wanna do is die by being crushed by thighs.

by Thefuckifiknow December 25, 2021

Simptilion

When being a simp just isn’t enough

21st century soldier always on the front lines of being a simp in girls Dms ; always fighting to get girls attention but never succeeds ; will most likey die on the battlefield a simp/ simptilion

by Simpgal101 December 26, 2021

simpacious

Adjective form of simp
Usually used to describe a person, their actions, or something they made

John, to his girlfriend: “I’m gonna buy you this $1,000 gold ring you wanted so much to commemorate our 1-week anniversary”
Dave, who is also there for some reason: “Damn bro, that’s very simpacious of you”

by AnimationGamer September 9, 2022

sigmalicious

When something is incredibly sigma or when a food tastes sigma such as tacobell

Man that taco was sigmalicious

by Sigma_Steve February 2, 2024

Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024

Logical Simplification Bias

A pervasive cognitive bias and metabias, especially rampant in social media comments and replies, where complex, multi-dimensional issues—spanning technology, science, politics, history, and society—are aggressively reduced to simplistic logical formulas that sound reasonable but actually function as conversation-stoppers. The sufferer deploys phrases like "that's not logical," "it's too easy to make conspiracy theories," or "it's hard to build" as universal solvent, dissolving any claim that exceeds their narrow frame of reference without engaging its substance. This bias typically couples with Truth Bias (assuming one's own perception captures the whole truth) and Objectivity Bias (treating one's culturally-conditioned reasoning as universal reason itself).

The logical simplifier doesn't argue against specifics—they argue against complexity itself. Presented with speculation about advanced technology, they respond with generic difficulty assertions. Confronted with political possibility, they invoke governmental messiness as if chaos precluded capability. Faced with any claim outside consensus, they deploy the "conspiracy theory" label as automatic disqualifier. The bias lies in treating these logical-sounding simplifications as sufficient responses, when they actually bypass the difficult work of engaging evidence, possibility, and the vast territory between "proven fact" and "obvious nonsense."

Example: "When someone suggested the government might have energy weapons, he didn't discuss the physics or history—his Logical Simplification Bias fired instantly: 'it's hard to build, government is messy, so not logical, it's easy to make conspiracy theories.' He'd reduced decades of classified research, unknown technological progress, and genuine historical secrecy to a sound bite that made him feel rational while learning nothing."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026