simple plan

Simple Plan (Whinging gits) Should be renamed to Simpletons or Simply Painful. My message to them, boo hoo fellas, no really, I mean it. I can't imagine what it must be like growing up as a teenager with parents, in a house, with meals provided and no doubt all the little luxuries that are expected...wait....hang on a minute! Wasn't I a teenager once? By Zuess's beard I think I was! In fact, I'd go so far as to say that everyone has been a teenager at some point in their lives! If you think being a teenager is tough and no-one understands you then I can't wait for you to experience the real world! Wake up to yourselves ya bunch of spanners, appreciate everything you have got. The world ain't gonna come to you, you gotta get involved with it so STOP BLOODY CRYING!!! Sheesh! I just want to slap you all and poke you in the eye.

Simple Plan - Untitled - (How Could This Happen To Me?) Uh, guys, just cos the title is in brackets doesn't mean it's not a title! Stop trying to be clever...you're not! Goose!

by Lenny The Brave December 28, 2005

Simple Plan

While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.

Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.

Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!

by SomeBadJoke September 6, 2006

simple plan

The 'band' that makes me envy deaf people. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing their endless whining about how horrible their lives are (they should do everyone a favor and end them now).
If you put simple plan down, their prepubecent fans often say things like "get a life", often followed by a "talk to the hand because the face isn't listening" while flaunting their homosexuality.

Me: What the hell??! My ears are bleeding!!! This is terrible! What is this shit!?

Deaf Person: What?

Simple Plan Fan: Gawd! It's Simple Plan! Get a life!

by HandOvDooM June 6, 2006

Simple Plan

No talent jokes from Quebec, who (along with Good Charlotte, Panic! At The Dico and Fall Out Boy) are destroying punk music, cause somewhere along the line Simple Plan became punk and mainstream music buried true punk like Bad Religion, Sex Pistols and so forth. Mainly listened to by wannabe punks who don't know anything about Bad Religion.

Fag: I like punk music.
Me: Oh, so do you like Bad Religion or The Misfits?
Fag: Who? I'm talking about Punk...like Simple Plan. Who ever your talking about can't be punk, I've never heard of them.
Me: *Punch*

Seriously based on true events

by Deadman Music Scene April 23, 2006

simple plan

a decent Canadian band that people love to make fun of.

Simple Plan is a band.

by Dom May 19, 2004

Simple Plan

a horrible band from canada... the fact that they sing what they feel makes them more facetious, and that voice !!! how bad can it sound !!?!! grrrrr... and his name is Pierre (very frenchy) hahaha

simple plan die hard fans usually consider them as the best band ever... which is evidence that they know nothing about music...

even late night with conan o'brien are making fun of that simple plan song "welcome to my life"... when the misunderstood teenager comes out and the simple plan song plays while conan, max, and the guy stares at one direction or one another... hahaha, one of the funniest things i've ever seen

by shampooo April 16, 2006

simple plan

(1)simple plan-simple minds. A band whom are wannabes. Sound crap. Are whiney. Fans are either teenyboppers 'like omg ya simple plan' or some kid who wont shut up about how his/her life sucks.. yada yada yada.
(2) a plan/ scheme that is simple.:|

(1) Oh have you heard that simple plan song, called shut up? Ironic wouldnt you say? they should 'shut up.'
(2) aha! i like it! what simple plan, hmmm could work...

by sid vicious December 28, 2005