Simon

the smartest person you’ve ever met and probably the most beautiful person you’ve seen. Looks like gu jun pyo from boys over flowers(kdrama). Super funny and it’s very obvious he’s too good for you. Into girls with cuteness(aegyo) but acts like he has no feelings and acts like a douchebag at first. Super soft on the inside but will reject you if you’re not korean or cute. Will get in Stanford

Friend: ugh I can’t believe simon has a 94 in macro
Me: ugh can he get any better://

by happyshellfish23 March 14, 2019

simons

Simons are people not to be messed with. They get shit done, and don’t mess with stupid people. In fact, if you’re stupid just walk away. Otherwise it won’t end well for you! Simons are extremely intelligent and pretty much always get their way. Don’t cross them because they’re always right. And they will prove it!

The Simons family won first today.

by Nurses101 March 26, 2019

Simon

A fat stinky incredibly ugly Columbian boy. He has the biggest crush on an Indian bitch named Nima who will never ever like him back.

Yo that nigga Simon smells like complete ass.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.

by Simonismuchosmelly May 26, 2019

Simon

Simon is usually a man with a enormous cock. He literally bangs all girls in school.

Hey man you are a Simon

by bigassppindahouse November 4, 2018

Simon

A man who is very charming and sweet. He is also very handsome, and can make the grumpiest people laugh.

Anonymous “is that a Simon I see”
Anonymous 2 “ yes he is very charming”

by Angomango27 September 6, 2019

Simone

Simone is the most beautiful girl in the world, she’s funny, sexy and got all the lads waiting for her haha, she’s extra moody sometimes when ya get on her nerves and she’s a bit crazy, she’s never early and hardly likes getting out of her bed when it’s time, she loves to go out but her friends are NEVER up for it cause they’re all broke, unlike Simone whose got all the money, simmy simmy is what we call her! Simone the babe

“ Simone is sexy “

by Michael somanadan July 14, 2019

Simon

An idiot with floofy hair (::::

Simon is Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks.

by Squiddy_Steph July 21, 2019