Silky Marlo 

Knocking a golf shot in from 93 out, nothing but cup. (Then jacking off on the green)

Im bout to hit in a silky Marlo for eagle.

Silky Marlo by jatc September 18, 2008

Silky Minded 

a state of mind, whereas to oppose complaints with gratitude and extend love, amidst hate.

With so much political mayhem and turmoil in the world today, I choose to be Silky Minded.

Silky Minded by Verbal Razor December 21, 2018

silky sock 

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.

“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”

silky sock by Silky Reg September 20, 2020

Silky Boner 

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.

Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.

Silky Boner by scoosba September 20, 2012

Silky Johnson 

Alcoholic beverage, named for Dave Chappelle's character on his eponymous television show. Contains apple juice and schnapps (preferably cinnamon to ensure a silky aftertaste) mixed with liberal amounts of vodka (to make the drink live up to its player-hater namesake).

Once I drink this Silky Johnson, I'll be a shoo-in for hater of the year!

Silky Johnson by kellzodiac February 24, 2010

Silky-Smooth

The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.

I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.

Silky-Smooth by THURSDAY4LIFE June 6, 2004

silky pyramid 

other wise known as sporting an erection in a pair of silk pyjamas or boxer shorts.

You nearly took my eye out with that silky pyramid!

Pitch a tent, erect a silky pyramid!

silky pyramid by Erm...Burt July 30, 2014