Sideways

The act of coming at somebody the wrong way or being mean to them

Why you being sideways w me today?

by Sideways bitty November 13, 2017

Side way Teepee

When a man has an erection while standing up. Making his pants look like a side way tee pee .

Dude! Did you see John at the party with Crystal? He totally had a Side way Teepee man!

by Roxy odnab May 30, 2011

sideways double-muzzle

The act of two people laying on their sides and 69'ing

"The sideways double-muzzle offers a great, mutual angle for both the genitals and the asshole without the bothersome arguments for who gets to be on top"

by pbateman102 December 1, 2011

SidewalkBoogie

That awkward left to right dance you experience with a random person walking on the same side of the sidewalk as you.

You are walking along the sidewalk and someone is walking towards you on the same side. Eventually one of you has to move out of the way but you move to your right, the other person moves the same way, you move to your left, the person moves the same way and you both do a SidewalkBoogie dance until someone stops and lets one person walk by.

by RegentAve. April 10, 2010

sidewalk souffle

The result of someone falling or jumping off a tall building.

"All units, sidewalk souffle at 35th and Shields. EMTs en route."

by Lou Stools February 17, 2013

sidewalk phobia

The fear of sidewalks

“I was walking on the grass and then passed out after seeing a sidewalk right next to me, I went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with sidewalk phobia”

by L0g December 11, 2018

Sidewalk snail barrier

The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010