Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.
Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!
by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014

by shalissa steal yo man January 5, 2015

by Leroy_Da_Nigga April 23, 2016

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.
by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019

Ah dude, look at that hag, remember from way back when? She sucked my dick like 10 times.
I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.
I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.
by DavidBlowie September 9, 2013

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder
Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder
Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)
by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

by Lt dan July 4, 2005
