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white ice pretty much has it, with songs like "Citroslip Copywrite" and "Narcalepsy" they have managed to literally raise hell and are forced to play in the deepest,most deserted "hell barrens" on the earth. With Guitar solo's that make you shed your clothes and castrate yourself and vocals hideously possesed by Lucifer himself SHOELACE FRENZY SUPER FUN PARTY TEAM are the true representatives of Hell and beyond.
Shoelace frenzy super fun party team control my mortal soul with a demonic dictatorship.
by Solomon Adebisi May 12, 2004
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tying a shoelace

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.
Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace
by seventyD August 24, 2016
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throwing shoelaces

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'
'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'
by Bukkake King January 28, 2010
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Shoelaces

Somehow every tumblr user stole a pair from the president
The president keeps losing his shoelaces
by Shoelace Stealer January 14, 2024
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Burnt shoelace

Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.
"Did you see that Jane gave Alex a burnt shoelace?"
"Yeah, he probably should've shaved first!"
by Vlow97 March 18, 2024
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Tie his shoelaces

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.
-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces
by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018
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Shoelace

it’s a thing that happens whilst performing an oral seggzual act on a person; and when you pull away, there’s a string of saliva shoelace connecting the genitalia to your mouth
“Dammmmnnnnnn Gina, you showing some mad shoelace right now
by HCranch July 2, 2021
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