white ice pretty much has it, with songs like "Citroslip Copywrite" and "Narcalepsy" they have managed to literally raise hell and are forced to play in the deepest,most deserted "hell barrens" on the earth. With Guitar solo's that make you shed your clothes and castrate yourself and vocals hideously possesed by Lucifer himself SHOELACE FRENZY SUPER FUN PARTY TEAM are the true representatives of Hell and beyond.
by Solomon Adebisi May 13, 2004
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tying a shoelace

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.
Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace
by seventyD February 27, 2016
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throwing shoelaces

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'
'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'
by Bukkake King January 29, 2010
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Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).
" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!
by Sebastian Agner December 06, 2024
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Shoelaces

Somehow every tumblr user stole a pair from the president
by Shoelace Stealer January 14, 2024
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Shoelace

it’s a thing that happens whilst performing an oral seggzual act on a person; and when you pull away, there’s a string of saliva shoelace connecting the genitalia to your mouth
“Dammmmnnnnnn Gina, you showing some mad shoelace right now”
by HCranch July 03, 2021
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Burnt shoelace

Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.
"Did you see that Jane gave Alex a burnt shoelace?"
"Yeah, he probably should've shaved first!"
by Vlow97 March 18, 2024
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