shit

A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Ship High In Transit"
As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.
by Grizz March 29, 2003
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No Shit

To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.
by smaq February 22, 2003
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shit

shit ~ poop and/or crap
I took a shit on your porch.
That is bullshit!
by a guy who loves elevators February 07, 2017
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this shit

This Shit can be described as a situation upheld by three truths.
. A disregard for any state of sympathy
. A presence of an antagonist, may it be man or nature
. A general confusion causing simplification in the ideology
wtf is "this shit" yo?
Damn dat shit wacky
by analogousSnek May 03, 2017
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and shit

A "filler phrase"
When you become too lazy to finish a sentence or you just realize you dont want to finish the sentence.

Also used when a more important matter must be expressed. substitutes points of ill importance.
"so I was mowing my lawn and shit then this fucking guy lets his dog shit on my lawn"

"Oh I was out with the guys.
girlfirned: What did you do?
"Oh you know we went to the bar and ..
you know the bar and shit. Hey how about that Sea Biscuit movie! wanna go see that?"
by Zee'Krey January 26, 2005
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it's a shit

Phrase used to express regret about an unfortunate situation.
"Dude this weather sucks."

"I know, it's a shit."
by Natty Scumbo May 26, 2009
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The shits

When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.
"I got a bad case of the shits!
by Bob October 10, 2004
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