suitcase man

The man (or woman) who handles the costumes and cash for porn stars/strippers/drag queens. Usually a smarmy fellow but has gained respectability in recent years as these pursuits have become mainstream.

She told security to take it up with her suitcase man.

by Miss Diagnosed October 6, 2017

Put my suitcase under the bed

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

by Mission Tortillas December 14, 2014

Hard on with a suitcase

mob lawyer or attorney

That Hard on with a suitcase will get us off the charges.

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

suitcase

To place up one's ass.

I suitcased xtc last night, it was fuckin' weird.

by ajiggy October 23, 2003

poorly packed suitcase

a vagina that has the smaller inside pair of lips, labia minor, stick out further than the lager outside lips, labia major.

look at that chick, she has a vagina that looks like a poorly packed suitcase!

by Justin Delwood June 8, 2011

Suitcase Nuke

A nuclear weapon the size of a luggage bag. Widely feared because it could be brought into a city and go off without any warning, but impractical in design and never fully made.

During the Cold War, many NATO leaders feared of coordinated sabotage using suitcase nukes

by aneumann April 2, 2015

SuitcaseGate

Liberals who pulled suitcases of ballots out from under the tables to steal an election.

Jaden : Mommy..before we take a shower together, I want to know if you've heard of the recent SuitcaseGate?

Mommy : yeah son, fuck them liberals

by DanFlakes December 4, 2020