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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
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Shit A Wicker Chicken

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.
a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!
by Shiggity Shizzam February 28, 2020
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pizza chicken nugget shit

When someone tell you to comment something on their post and you don’t know what the fuck to say
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chicken fucking shit

A chicken that won'the stop humping things around it.
'Dude, havetc you been to Billy's house? He's got a chicken. A chicken fucking shit!'
Chicken Fucker Chicken Shit
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1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)
1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..
by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011
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shit cricken'

Pissing in somebody's asshole
I was with this girl after wings and yuengs and got busy shit cricken'.
by 462dafuck November 17, 2011
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picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.
"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."
by barber of seville December 15, 2012
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