esme freya shires

A cute, perfect, amazinggggg, fun, out going, understanding girl that I luv with my life she is so special and understands you in the hardest times she also is really funny and is super interesting always being nice and cute. She is also my favourite person in the world she is my luv and life and I can't ever stop thinking of her, it's such an honour and privilege to be with her and you could be the luckiest person in the world to have someone as perfect as her she will never let you down

Esme Freya Shires is so cute, so cute

by Mr homless September 29, 2020

fa shire my nine iron

Another version of fo' shizzle my nizzle
predominately used by white kids.
For sure dumb ass!

1st dude:Dude, did you do last night's homework?
2nd Dude:Fa shire my nine iron!

by James Sheridan April 19, 2005

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Shire

Man is sexy af. Shire is an absolute chad that knows how to create bombs out of thin air, he will also bomb something for 2$ because he is a chad. And will bomb the Twin Towers again for 3$. Buy one get one free. Shire never lies and all women love him.

Person 1: Shire gets so many women, how does he do this?
Person 2: Did you not hear? He is a chad and pulls all women.

by Misinformative April 18, 2023

Shire

Shire is a super gorgeous girl who will always stay loyal.Shire is just an amazing girl and is often underrated

Person 1:"do you know shire?"
Person 2:"ofc I do she is super cool and very pretty

by dickiepoo123 October 23, 2022

dirty Shiree

Making a dildo out of Lego and inserting in your anus, then having to rush to the hospital to have Lego removed from your bowel.

Doctor to patient: “You dirty Shiree’d again didn’t you!”.

by Obioneeyekanobe July 3, 2023

Space Shire 7

A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.

Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?

George R. R. Martin: Almost always.

Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!

by Zander :) September 6, 2023