shelbitch

the definition of shelby king

"your being a shelbitch"

by shelbitch May 30, 2008

Selbie

A fat male. Known to sleep with sibblings and put things in peoples butts.

Your looking selbie today

by Chubba222 November 23, 2010

Shelfie

A shelfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held smartphone and then uploaded to a social networking website, by Scottish actor Sean Connery.

"Micheline, check out thish shplendid shelfie I jusht took... damn that'sh an elegantly arched eyebrow."

by Throbbington December 11, 2013

Shelfie

When a girl sits on the edge of a counter top to get a selfie that accentuates her butt.

Did you see Becky's shelfie, she's got booty for days!

by creativedave328 May 30, 2019

Shelbee

The sexiest, thickest girl youll ever meeet. She is amazing at anything involving sex. She is usually a cheerleader with a smoking bod. She always the shy one with long hair that hides in the back of the room.

Bro you should tap Shelbee. Shes amazing.

You see that girl her names Shelbee and shes mine

by Mr.Sexy8131 May 30, 2018

Shelfie

The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.

Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"

by mlabs March 10, 2015

shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.

by mattarse October 22, 2014