The biggest baby in the world. The bitchiest white kid on earth. Has his own show on MTV called "Life of Ryan" where he whines about his dumb problems to the world.
Person) "Hey Ryan how's life going?"
Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"
Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."
Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."
Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"
Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."
Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."
by Sheckla's Hata's March 15, 2008
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BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS:
Peter: "Hello Marty, do you want to have Butt secks today?"
Marty: "Ok"
AS INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUM SLANG:
Gary: "MAZZINA95 TOTLY LKes BUTTSECKS!!!!"
Tim: "Get away you spammer"
AS CONVERSATION DURING FAMILY DINNER:
Father: "So Jen, have you decided what university you want to go to?"
Jen: "yes father, the UNIVERSITY of BUTTSECKS!! I HATE YOU, and I'm NOT going to study to become a lawyer as you want me to!!
Father: "So you want to have butt secks as your profession.. well, a lot of whores do make a lot of money, so I do not see why not"
*Jen Cries*
Peter: "Hello Marty, do you want to have Butt secks today?"
Marty: "Ok"
AS INTERNET DISCUSSION FORUM SLANG:
Gary: "MAZZINA95 TOTLY LKes BUTTSECKS!!!!"
Tim: "Get away you spammer"
AS CONVERSATION DURING FAMILY DINNER:
Father: "So Jen, have you decided what university you want to go to?"
Jen: "yes father, the UNIVERSITY of BUTTSECKS!! I HATE YOU, and I'm NOT going to study to become a lawyer as you want me to!!
Father: "So you want to have butt secks as your profession.. well, a lot of whores do make a lot of money, so I do not see why not"
*Jen Cries*
by Barley234 April 3, 2008
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Get the Secks mug.1. A slang term derived from a respelling of homosex, used to refer to those of a homosexual nature.
2. Can be used to denote homosexual sexual behavior.
3. Also used pejoratively to refer to anything that is gay (also used in the pejorative sense). In this sense, "homo secks" refers to something that is found distasteful or undesirable for some reason.
All senses are typically preceded by the definite article.
2. Can be used to denote homosexual sexual behavior.
3. Also used pejoratively to refer to anything that is gay (also used in the pejorative sense). In this sense, "homo secks" refers to something that is found distasteful or undesirable for some reason.
All senses are typically preceded by the definite article.
1. That sodomist is the homo secks.
2. Butt secks is one kind of the homo secks.
3. Brussels sprouts are the homo secks.
2. Butt secks is one kind of the homo secks.
3. Brussels sprouts are the homo secks.
by Dadiwalla May 20, 2008
Get the homo secks mug.Noun1. a pimp that bakes
Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks
Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread
Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks
Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread
by J-Rick Lu July 22, 2006
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Secks is a slang term mostly used on internet forums to bypass the swear filter. Its used in direct replacment for the word sex. Some say it orginated in small talk or off topic sections of forums, but the true orgin of the term is unknown.
Secks is a slang term mostly used on internet forums to bypass the swear filter. Its used in direct replacment for the word sex. Some say it orginated in small talk or off topic sections of forums, but the true orgin of the term is unknown.
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