Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.

Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004

shump

in video games, short for the Shoot 'em up genre.

Mushihimesama Futari is considered to be one of the world's hardest shumps.

by Brightstar March 21, 2007

Shrumplerdump

Someone who is pretty much an overall annoyance and jerk in the way he/she does things. Also, they don't seem to really know where they are going, and are unfair.

"Gosh...I can't believe he still took that for full credit after the entire class failed...that teacher's such a shrumplerdump!"

"That shrumplerdump! He gives us homework then laughs at us for it! It wasn't even for a good cause!"

by MrEggsalad November 6, 2008

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

Shlumpting

A drunken faze when you pass out or fall asleep but receive no sleep.

Ryan got too drunk and was shlumpting.

Where's ryan? Oh he's shlumpting.

by Shlumpty Dumpty October 31, 2017