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Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.
"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"
by solaristrance April 20, 2015
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Shanasia

You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You desire to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. You are giving, courageous and bold, action oriented,energetic and strong willed. You want to make a difference in the world, and this attitude often attracts you to cultural interests, politics, social issues, and the cultivation of your creative talents.
Wow how is shanasia so nice and generous
by JesseIsaiahHernandezunderhill February 20, 2019
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Shangon

A man who is uncapable of acting civilized and uses gay sex as a ritual followed by dolphins mating.
You are a shangon.

Shangon is one of the 123000 genders
by Please dont track my Toes June 23, 2019
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Thomas Sangster

Thomas Sangster is the guy who drank too much from the fountain of youth. He’s 28 yet looks about 15..... EXCUSE ME PUBERTY!!!! YOU MISSED ONE!!!
Girl 1: have you seen the maze runner?
Girl 2: yes newts so sexy!!!
Girl 1: he’s played by Thomas Sangster!
by Mr Huggles’ girlfriend March 25, 2019
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Thomas Sangster sexual

You're really obsessed with thomas brodie-sangster gurlll

You're Thomas sangster sexual
Boy: can i have your number?
You: no sorry,i'm thomas sangster sexual!
by Maze runer February 25, 2021
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shanghai

Term describing a type of kidnapping.Back in the 17th and 18th century in back alleys behind orphanages and bars there were trap doors that were watched and opened on drunken people or wandering children,then the children or drunks were beaten up until unconscious and brought aboard a ship to do slave labor out at sea until they died.
we need one more crew memeberlet's shanghai some drunk fuck.
by D.Sanchez April 25, 2005
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Shanghai Screamer

Prior to engaging to copulation, suggest to your prospective partner that she knots her hair using two crossed chopsticks. Upon entry into the vaginal canal from the rear (doggie style), and just before the moment of climax, the man removes the penis from the vagina, and inserts into the anus, uninvited, whilst taking control of the the chopsticks. At the moment climax, the man grips the chopsticks, and buries them into the scalp of the female recipient, thus leading to a blood-curling scream. (and perhaps blood from the anus, who knows?) After this EXTREME moment, reach into your dresser drawer and pull out a fortune cookie, and proceed to read the fortune to her.
Roommate 1: "Bro, I just heard some girl give out the loudest scream from your room. Is everything okay?"

Giver of the Shanghai Screamer: "Yea. That bitch be dead. I just gave her a Shanghai Screamer. Peace out, beezy."
by A.M. 378... December 3, 2010
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