Butter Sequence

When you pack your bowl with a layer of weed, then kief, over and over until you fill the bowl.
Coined by E.C.

“Are we smoking a butter sequence?!”
“Butter sequence that bitch!!”

by Railroad82 November 22, 2019

The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

The Pregame Sequence

A popular college drinking game in which you drink 7 shots in rapid succession, followed by chugging a beer to the tune of 'Fanfare and Oklahoma', a traditional song by the Pride of Oklahoma Marching Band.

Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
BEER

Todd: "Last night was insane. Matt did the pregame sequence and got totally shitfaced!"
Tyler: "No way... nobody survives that."

by tonyparker1 August 20, 2022

pre-sequitur

Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.

Jen: Why did you leave Los Angeles?
Keith: Well... have you ever lived there?
Jen: I visited once, for a week. I liked the street performers on the boardwalk...
Keith: Oh, the boardwalk is where I got this red scarf!
Jen: I was trying to knit a scarf just like that last year but I never finished.
Keith: Where do you get yarn around here?
Jen: There's a good store just a few blocks from here, wanna come see?

... ten minutes later ...

Jen: Huh, do you smell Indian food?
Keith: Hmm, not really... but now I'm in the mood to get some Indian Food.
Jen: Sure, let's!
Keith: It was the pollution, that's why.
Jen: pollution?
Keith: Yeah, I wanted somewhere with real air, and LA wasn't it!
Jen: Oh, why you left Los Angeles

by my name is Cos November 28, 2007

squint

1) geek.
2) extremely intelligent person who lacks social skills.
3) derogatory term for such people that stereotype them as people who examine things very closely and look down on others that are not as intellectually intelligent.
4) a nickname for scientists, who "squint" a lot in their work

"The squints were assigned to examine the body very closely to find out clues about how the person was killed."

Often said in the TV Show, Bones.

by Arkaxow April 7, 2007

Squink

An Astonishingly annoying and retarded fuck who lacks all motor skill and is too much of a vegetable to complete basic task.

"have you seen that Jordan kid. I wanna turn that little squink into a human dart board"

by YungCunt October 29, 2019

Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.

Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?

by Ian December 9, 2004