fullyautomatic-semihomiebyebisexual

the best and most inclusive sexuality. means the same as straight, but can also imply you are lonely. it also opens up the possibility for homiesexuality and identifying as fully-automatic or semi-automatic. this is the perfect sexuality for you if you are a submachine gun. if you don't appreciate and/or don't embrace people that identify as fullyautomatic-semihomiebyebisexual, you are fullyautomatic-semihomiebyebisexualphobic. this is not legal.

Guy 1: *touches guy 2's neck*
Guy 2: that's pretty fullyautomatic-semihomiebyebisexual if you ask me
Guy 1: oh yes daddy *moans*

by soni801 September 22, 2021

Catch the Semen

A mispronunciation of "Catch These Men" by Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) in Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

I'll take catch the semen for 400

That's "catch these men."

by HenryTownshend August 6, 2011

Semen retention

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

by Ctsdj November 14, 2019

semenancy

The use of semen in divination rituals - most commonly done by reading the patterns formed after giving someone a 'facial'.

"For thousands of years practitioners of sex magick have used semenancy to foretell the future."

by Dribbles23 March 10, 2008

sembawang secondary school

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.

Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.

by bing chilling August 21, 2021

semantic satiation

when you say a word so much it starts to sound fucking weird

Ducksauce had to say the same thing so many times at an audition he got semantic satiation

by MadWolf March 25, 2013

semi eita

the cutest little hub on earth.

best boy.

he might look like intimidating but he. is. not. he deserves the whole world.

not to mention that he is skilled. i mean his nickname isn't 'no touch service ace' for no reason.

definitely one of the best boys to ever exist

a : do you know semi eita?

b : oh, you mean best boy? yeah, obv! he is really underrated yet one of the best ones!

by cinnamon.png March 30, 2020