seasoning

The act of throwing a pepper in a girl's face to make her sneeze at the same time she climaxes; since sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, she will have 9/8 of one if done correctly.

Aaron: How did it go last night?

Dan: There was seasoning involved, but I think she was into it.

by athegreat December 14, 2010

Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

sealonong

A superhero whos 1/4 man but the rest is seal, FIREPOWER

He can be found on steam with the username " Seal O' Nong" very meme and power man

sealonong - Is It a Bird is it a plane? not its Seal O Nong

by Seal O' Nong March 1, 2018

Seasoning the Greens

Seasoning your weed by adding a pinch of coke

‘Put the coke inside the weed, them niggas seasoning the greens’ J.I.D

by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

Seasoning

'Seasoning' is a Sex Trafficking Term. If a women is being 'Seasoned' then she is being forced into prostitution.

Sex Trafficking also effects men and children.

Seasoning is used to force the person into making a very bad descion, one they can not escape easily from.

A person being seasoned has no choice but to comply with the sex traffickers who are also Pimps and Madams.

Intimidation, rape, sodomy and psychological manipulation are often used to control the victim, plus many other tactics that I haven't included.

"You need a little more seasoning"

by SexTraffickingAwareness100 September 9, 2021

Seasoningless

White washed no seasoning can’t hack chewing gum

That girl is seasoningless

by N-a-d-i December 14, 2021