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Facebook Scientist

A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.
Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021
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SCP Scientist

A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.

A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd

NTF Commander: All of them are

NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
by MassiveShibe March 6, 2022
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Computer Scientist

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022
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Scientific Method

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"
by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020
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Scientific Deism

Scientific deism or evidence based deism is a deist current that advocates empirical, rigorous and massive studies and find if God, gods, spiritual beings, extraphysics and supernaturality are actually real or not, mainly focusing on technological development, such as on technodeism. The main difference from technodeism is that technodeism is just about technological search and scientific deism is about the whole search and research.
"Scientific deism might be really useful on countering neoatheism inside science, but it is unlikely scientific deism will get mainstream such as neoatheism soon."

"Scientific deism is gonna be revolutionary, united with technodeism, we might find out if gods, spiritual beings, supernaturalism and extraphysics are actually real or not, and it is gonna be like seach for aliens, and help search for aliens, since aliens might be spiritual beings and gods... So, scientific deism might be really useful on search for aliens and for intelligent non-human life forms."

"Scientific deism is a third way inside science, since it understands gods and spiritual beings might not be 100% real and living among humans nor be inventions of people's minds and heads. So, scientific deism is amazing due to it, and technodeism shows it really well."
by Full Monteirism January 7, 2021
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Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus
"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"
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Cannabisia Scientifica

A person who smokes cannabis as a way of life. Not just to get high, but for what it has to offer. To make food, music, and everyday activities better. They don't get high just because, they get high to improve on situations.
"AJ smokes a lot of weed"
"but damn is he cool!"
"yeah, he must be one of those cannabisia scientifica."

stoner pot head weed marajuana
by njss June 25, 2010
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