The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
by Ill_Will December 4, 2017
Get the Schrodinger's Whitenessmug. When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.
by thundercant November 27, 2014
Get the Schrodinger's Cockmug. Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.
Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.
by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017
Get the Schrodinger's Cockmug. One that will make threats for no reason, except for personal entertainment, only to say they were only joking if the other person takes it seriously
Richard: "I could kick your ass in a fight bro"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
by MagicSugar33 June 13, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Bitchmug. When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.
I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
by Exert March 14, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Hookupmug. by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 10, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's uglymug. A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.
by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023
Get the schrodinger’s feminismmug.