Schmuck

Squirrel with nut in mouth who gets run over by car.

Oh look! That there roadkill is a schmuck!

by Super Duper888 June 19, 2010

schmuck

person who plays cards all day at work and gets nothing done

a coworker of mine who does nothing all day

by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005

schmuck

When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"

abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*

by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012

schmuck

to refer to a person as a shit-fuck

Bro, stop being such a schmuck

by Ryan & Liv August 1, 2012

shmuck schmuck

penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'

the shlamiel is a shmuck

by klidenengro January 30, 2004

Schmuck Fucker

1) One for whom fucks Schmucks

"Person's Name" is a schmuck fucker.

by Davjones January 12, 2009

Schmuck

Schmuck: The yiddish word literrally translated to mean jewels. or the man's jewels. so dont ever say your a schmuck unless you actually mean you're a man jewel

"Jesus Christ! I am such a Schmuck!"
"You have NO idea what you're saying!"

by Jacob Glickman February 2, 2008