True failure is giving up. If you grow from it, and scale your abilities, it's not a failure, it's a scalure.
My business was definitely a scalure, it didn't work out but it gave me the knowledge I needed to get my new job
by shellevate March 24, 2025
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schlure • Schlurp • schlore • schlube • schlue • scalure • Schluberdinkle • Schlueter • Schlurfarf • schlurky
*Part of Speech:** noun
**Pronunciation:** *shluh-ber-dinkle
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.
Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
**Pronunciation:** *shluh-ber-dinkle
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.
Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
You forgot your keys, tripped over the cat, and microwaved the fork? You absolute schluberdinkle.”*
* *“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”*
* *“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”*
* *“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face.”** *“I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born.”*
* *“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”*
* *“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”*
* *“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face.”** *“I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born.”*
by SweetMonet May 20, 2025
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Pronunciation: shluh-ber-dink-uhl
🔹 Definition:
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.
Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
Pronunciation: shluh-ber-dink-uhl
🔹 Definition:
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.
Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
You forgot your keys, tripped over the cat, and microwaved the fork? You absolute schluberdinkle.”
“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”
“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”
“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face and I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born in 2012.
“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”
“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”
“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face and I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born in 2012.
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Get the Schlurd mug.Known as that kid in class who draws pictures and pays no attention to the class whatsoever. This can make the teacher very frustrated.
Teacher: Why are you drawing pictures in your notebook instead of taking notes?
Student: Because I'm not interested in what your teaching.
Teacher: That's a detention! Now pay attention and take notes you Doodler Schlueteler!
Student: Because I'm not interested in what your teaching.
Teacher: That's a detention! Now pay attention and take notes you Doodler Schlueteler!
by Blazecenter27 May 24, 2012
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