Crackhead-sapien

THEY'RE NOT HUMAN

Crackhead sapiens are not homo sapiens but are absolute crackheads from the dawn of man to the crack of dawn.
Crackhead-sapien: Have you seen john lately he is an absolute crackhead-sapien he bought a q this morning and its already gone!
by king Julien 123 July 01, 2021
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A species of Homo sapiens with the sub species designation of largivorus to designate them as a hominid that eats all foods in excess of caloric requirements and subsequently becomes quite large.
The evolutionary stresses of high caloric diets has created a new species of hominids known as Homo sapien largivorus ( largivore)
by Ofashea July 31, 2023
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Homo sapiens alterius

A sub-genus that is apart of the Homoagerelus family. Containing at least 15 species. Most species of this sub-genus have abnormally difficult terristal locomotion and or bipedalism, and has very medium intelligence. All of the species of these kinds have abnormally low shoulders and large heads, and also has a complex vital organ system, not including brains but memory seems to have been a vital part of these kinds of species.
Mr Gary "This reconstruction is of the Homo sapiens alterius genus!"
Kid "Woah! I'd never see a very different kind of species!"
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Homeboy Sapien Africanis

Reference from "In Living Color"

Just a fun way to says you're African American
He's a Homeboy Sapien Africanis
by Bearzehunter April 12, 2023
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Potato sapien

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato
"Hey, did you know that Oda is really a potato sapien?"
"Wow, really? She seems like a homo sapien"
by Cadn February 13, 2018
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Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)
The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"
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Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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